Sarah Palin BlowUp Sex Doll

Yes, now you can purchase a Sarah Palin Sex Doll. "The political love doll’s suggested uses include: “Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote,” “Let her pound your gavel over and over,” and “It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol.”"

When I saw this, I thought about those of you who think Sarah Palin is hot. I know during the recent Vice-Presidential Debate, I received a call from a guy who said he had been watching and had gotten so turned on watching her, that he had to call for some relieve! lol

But for those of you who aren't into blow-up dolls, you can always call this sexy college slut. You know how this horny college teen loves getting off on the phone with you. And if you just happen to call me Sarah, I'll pretend I never heard. *wink*

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Be Glad You Don't Live In Texas!

Office Procedures Concerning Storm and Office Closings

As we watch the progress of the storm, the following are the firm's guidelines based upon the hurricane's intensity:

Hurricane Category #1
No excuse for being late. Leave earlier to give extra time to avoid fallen trees and limbs.


Hurricane Category #2
Due to the horizontal rain, you may wear jeans.


Hurricane Category #3
Whereas most of the area will be flooded we suggest you avoid wearing open toe sandals when coming to work. Canoes will be provided to get to the building safely without getting wet.


Hurricane Category #4
More than likely there will be no electricity. Given that, we will have manual typewriters available to all staff members. Please take extra caution and wear water-proof make-up if Category 4 or above.


Hurricane Category #5
Velcro will be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when the windows blow out. For those that survive, we will have chocolate cake at 3:00 pm in the kitchen.

Signed,

Management

Reason Not To Get A Boob Job!

Model sues plastic surgeon in Mexico for not making nipples even after breast implant.
The doctor said, 'It looked good to me!'



But, all jokes aside, so many of my friends have breast implants. Seems like half my high school girl friends got them as a graduation present! They are always telling me I should do it too. They say that girls love big cocks and guys love big boobs. But I don't know, I kinda like guys with little dicks....more fun to humiliate!
Okay, I acknowledge that my tits are small, but my nipples are very sensitive and if for no other reason, I wouldn't want to loose that!
Surely there are some guys who prefer nice little natural titties over big breasted implants?
Click "comment" to give me your thoughts!

Friday the 13th - Superstition or Tradition?

Are you superstitious? We make jokes about the Friday the 13th and avoid high-risk behaviour (no one sky dives on the 13th! lol), but do we do it because we are superstitious or just because it has kinda become a tradition?
I remember being taught at a young age that Friday the 13th is suppose to be unlucky and we can all probably remember something bad that happened to us on a 13th Friday.
Well, I say it's time to change our luck. Let's make something good happen!
What better way to spend a Friday the 13th than getting off with your favorite sexy college slut?
Call me and we'll make some good memories of the 13th!

The Easter Bunny Is Coming!

Okay, this bunny looks like I feel! A little crossed eyed, with that lost, kinda glazed look. She must have been at the same party I went to last night! *hee-hee*
But this little bunny is all up and fluffy tailed and ready for some Easter action!
This bunny wants to cum (er, I mean come) too!!

Valentine's Day Is Almost Here!

The time of year that the florists make all the big bucks, Russel Stovers sells out of heart-shaped boxes and the resturants are booked weeks in advance...what's not to love?
Although flowers, candy and dinner out all has it's virtues, it just can't take the place of Valentine's Day sex! I'll take the sex anyday! lol
But, if you insist, I won't say no to all the rest.
Hope you have a wonderfully sexy Valentine's Day, and if not, call me and we'll make it one!

xoxoxo
Alex

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It's That Time Again!!

Okay, even if my team isn't playing, it is still worth watching, even if just for the kewl commericals!
And watching all those hard bodies, the excitement of the game, always makes me hot!
I was thinking of offering a Half-Time Special. I wonder how many times I can cum during half-time? Or maybe I should say, how many times can we cum together?
I like the idea of trying to get your attention while it is directed elsewhere. Bet I can! Call me and let's see. I promise to cheer your team on, no matter who it is!

Happy New Year!

Okay, I've been bad and didn't even tell you about it!
I am so behind on posting, that I don't even know where to start....
I could tell you about sitting on Santa's lap at a party and Santa feeling me up (he did! ) Made me want my own Secret Santa! lol
And about the awesome presents I received for Christmas... Thank you!
(But if you forgot, my Starbuck Card number is 6029-0588-6641-4091!)
And I don't even know what to say about that party last night! Wild doesn't do it justice!
I hope everyone has an awesome New Year and call me to help make the headache go away...(yours, not mine!)
Kisses,
Alex

It Was One Of Those Kind Of Parties!

Haunted Houses!

It's that time of year again! The time when I go with a bunch of my friends to visit all the haunted houses.

Yes, we stand in line for hours.....But it is soooo worth it!

I love all the scary costumed creatures that jump out at me and yell "Boo!".

I love the hay rides through the "enchanted" forests.

All the fun, the laugher, and the awesome time spend with friends.

You should come to! Then I would have someone to hide behind!

Be sure and call me before Halloween. I may have a TREAT for you!!